Stories By Drew Magary

  • Radiohead is never coming back "When a famous band breaks up, you and I are usually the first to know about it."
  • The best part of the Warriors' title is that the Celtics lost There is no better day on the sports calendar than the one after a Boston championship loss.
  • The Hater’s Guide to the Bay Area real estate market Drew Magary followed around SF real estate agents, toured open houses of every variety and crunched many numbers. 
  • Steph Curry is immortal SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on Steph Curry making the implausible plausible.
  • When did ESPN decide these three asshats were irreplaceable? Drew Magary on Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy, who have been the voice of the NBA Finals since 2007.
  • Chesa Boudin is on the brink of political oblivion SFGATE columnist Drew Magary interviews San Francisco District Attorney Chesa Boudin.
  • A hater's guide to the 3 teams standing between Dubs and a title SFGATE's Drew Magary is rooting for the Dubs, largely because he can't stand the Mavs, Heat or Celtics.
  • 42 things Tom Brady is guaranteed to say as a Fox Sports analyst SFGATE's Drew Magary has a clairvoyant sense of Tom Brady's banal broadcasting career.
  • Magary: Dubs better beat Ja Morant now. His reign is inevitable. After Game 2 of Warriors-Grizzlies, SFGATE's Drew Magary is officially in awe of Ja Morant.
  • If the 49ers trade Deebo Samuel, they're the NFL's stupidest team SFGATE columnist Drew Magary has a brief message for the 49ers front office: Don't do it.
  • We can make a four-day workweek happen if we want "Despite what you’ve been conditioned to believe, the quality of your work is not in direct proportion to the amount of it you do."
  • Bruce Willis was the most human of all action stars "Willis was always at his best when he was playing men on the verge of falling apart."
  • I'm going to miss despising Coach K SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on spending his entire sentient existence with Coach K in charge of Duke.
  • Deshaun Watson and the Browns will get away with this SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on why Deshaun Watson will never be held accountable for his actions.
  • If you’re against permanent daylight saving time, go to hell "If you’re against this law, screw you. I can’t say that strongly enough."
  • Why Buck and Aikman make 'Monday Night Football' important again SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on the rebirth of "Monday Night Football" after 16 agonizing years.
  • Florida and other red states are signing their own death warrants SFGATE columnist Drew Magary argues that red states' culture war legislation will backfire in the long run.
  • 'The Batman' is the 'Se7en' of superhero movies A relatively spoiler-free review of Batman vs. Riddler vs. Penguin vs. Catwoman.
  • Mickelson's 'apology' gives new life to Saudi-backed golf league SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on the undead Super Golf League and Phil Mickelson's fake apology.
  • Joe Biden is a lousy president "Joe Biden is out of excuses. He never should have had any," writes SFGATE columnist Drew Magary.